As you probably did if you were anywhere near the internet today, this afternoon I noticed the hashtag #clickbaitbooks trending on Twitter, and found it delightful. Here are a few of the Dante ones I found:
Somebody Told This Guy to Go to Hell, and He Did – You’ll Never Guess What He Found There! #clickbaitbookspic.twitter.com/MFqOcXthsu
— Penguin Classics (@PenguinClassics) April 30, 2015
A Man Gets Lost in the Woods and Faces Off with 3 Wild Beasts. What Happens Next Will Shock You! #clickbaitbooks#dante#danteat750
— Fydo Dogstoyevsky (@FDogstoyevsky) April 30, 2015
Ok, so, um, that last one might have been me, or, um, my dog, because, I, um, may or may not have a twitter account for my dog, but, er, moving on.
So anyways, in honor of this fun trend, I decided to write clickbait titles for some of the other Dante works in the Librivox catalog.
First, the newest addition to the catalog, the Convivio:
This man set out to write the sum of philosophical knowledge into 14 odes. You’ll be amazed at what happens after number 4!
Medieval popes HATE this guy! Find out his one weird trick to maintaining your empire!
The definitive ranking of the HOTTEST ladies in Florence. Number 9 will change how you see beauty forever!
The Rime/Canzoniere:
This man can’t stop writing poetry to his dead crush. The reason why will restore your faith in humanity!
Eclogues (bilingual audiobook):
Two men, four Latin poems. You won’t BELIEVE what we found when we translated them into English!
De vulgari eloquentia (in progress):
Which language should YOU be using for your poetry? Take this quiz to find out!
Epistolae (in progress):
These 13 letters have had scholars squabbling for CENTURIES! Click to find out why!